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August 08 2017

androdjinni:

consultingvillainess:

captaincrusher:

ploppythespaceship:

Okay okay okay. So I’ve seen Star Trek: First Contact about a hundred times and I can’t believe I never noticed this.

So first contact with the Vulcans happens, right? The Vulcan ship lands…

Ooh look an alien. Pointy ears!

He offers what we as Star Trek fans recognize as the traditional Vulcan greeting.

Zefram Cochrane tries to copy…

Haha he can’t do it.

So he of course offers what he knows to be a traditional greeting, namely a handshake.

And ah yes, what a wonderful moment. Two cultures are exchanging greetings, learning about each other. It’s awesome.

Until you remember that Vulcans kiss with their hands.

So basically, this Vulcan offered a nice polite “how do you do” and Zefram Cochrane offered smoochies.

I really hope this came up in conversation later.

The Vulcans did a Kirk on the whole human race.

LET ME JUST STOP YOU ALL FOR A SECOND.

The person above was right, Vulcan’s kiss with their hands. But typically, the way they kiss only involves their index and middle finger being pressed against another person’s. That is a kiss.

In, “The Search for Spock,” you see that in the Vulcan culture, just running your fingers against someone else’s can be considered sex (the scene is super strange, but it’s heavily implied, forgive me if I’m wrong).

So, going on that thought, this isn’t just a kiss.

This is like, a make-out session, or at least a long, passionate kiss.

I just, I just can’t get over it because:

1. There are are other Vulcan’s watching these guys, but the Vulcan in front just fucking accepts the kiss.

2. This takes a second right? Like, Zefram can’t do the Vulcan salute so he offers his hand and this Vulcan just gives him this face like, “oh, um, alright? I guess I shouldn’t refuse.” And he just ACCEPTS IT.

The best thing over all is, after they connect, this Vulcan just gives this guy bedroom eyes. It’s like he’s thinking, “well, bold of you sir, bold. Such a strong grip. Perhaps we can do this again in private.”

I just…

THIS GUY.

You don’t get to be a space diplomat unless you are fully ready to fuck an alien. 

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bossubossupromode:

s-p-giffy:

bunjywunjy:

setheverman:

4gifs:

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

IT GOT BETTER!!!

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

August 07 2017

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scotchtapeofficial:

LET! THEM! SPEAK!

zeconster:

This is the Maneki-Link. Reblog in 60 seconds for good fortune against boss monsters.

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lesbianrey:

lesbianrey:

hey just wondering is overwatch tumblr ok

this baffling overwatch retail au RP community has more developed lore than the actual game of overwatch

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msfluffyninja7:

I really love the people running Sonic’s social media

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thewittyarsonist:

whyisitsohotuphere:

thewittyarsonist:

reblog beach lesbians betty and veronica to promote wlw/mlm solidarity

and sam and max for some reason

they’re the mlm

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bogleech:

It originally took me way too long to realize Gabumon was a weird dinosaur thing who just really wants to be a cool wolf and then actually digivolves into his fursona

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koonii:

2006-2018

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patchwork-fox:

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

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cookie-art:

“Is this easy mode?”

Thought I’d doodle up a crossover for shits and giggles. Futaba suits DVA’s look pretty well, don’t ya think? (I guess Sombra would technically be more fitting but TOO LATE)

aztechnology:

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“this is great, just you and me, and this giant brick wall you built between us”

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just-a-chocobo:

i love this show

August 06 2017

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dizzypacce:

dizzypacce:

theicyfresh:

trans-mom:

trans-mom:

trans-mom:

The dream has come true

this is the greatest game of all time

*sweats profusely* who….who is she?

@turnfreebaby I demand a full playthrough stream with all the drinks

Oh my.

UPDATE:

This is Wifezilla, say something nice about her.

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Also, this is her unlockable gallery image.

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I kinda love that, from the eyes and the apocalypse and the straws, she seems to be based on Shin Godzilla.


And I went all in on this for Wifezilla, but I did get an unexpected bonus, Furry Wife:

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So precious.

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